Lohan Has 17-Year-Old Half Sister, Plus a Brother On The Way
THE DNA TEST IS IN: MICHAEL LOHAN FATHERED AN ILLEGITIMATE LOVECHILD BACK IN 1995 BEHIND DINA’S BACK…AND MICHAEL'S REACTION, OF COURSE, WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR THE NOVEMBER RATINGS SWEEPS.
-- LINDSAY’S FATHER AGREED TO SUBMIT TO A TEST FOR AN EPISODE OF "TRISHA GODDARD", WHERE HE CAME FACE-TO-FACE FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH 17-YEAR-OLD ASHLEY HORN, WHO CLAIMED TO BE HIS DAUGHTER: AND THE RESULTS CAME BACK POSITIVE -- THE GIRL'S MOTHER KRISTI HAS CLAIMED MICHAEL WAS THE FATHER FOR YEARS, AND SHE’S TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES TO GET HIM TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT -- BUT MICHAEL, A STAND UP GUY, SAID SHE WAS LYING
-- AFTER THE BIG REVEAL, ASHLEY’S MOTHER IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO TEARS -- AFTERWARD, MICHAEL TRIED TO HUG HIS NEWFOUND DAUGHTER, BUT SHE PULLED AWAY, SHOUTING, "NO! NO! NO!" -- MICHAEL PATHETICALLY PLEADED "BUT I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU" -- MEANWHILE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE LINDSAY’S DAD A VASECTOMY: HE’S REPORTEDLY ABOUT TO BECOME A FATHER FOR THE SIXTH TIME WHEN HIS ON-AND-OFF GIRLFRIEND, KATE MAJOR, GIVES BIRTH TO A SON IN A FEW MONTHS…
AND...SHE WANTS TO BE A POPSTAR.
