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Swag Bag: This year's Oscar nominees will receive $45,000 gift bags.

- trips to Australia, Hawaii and Mexico (Because their lives are SO stressful and they don't take enough vacations.)

- personal training sessions

- condoms (What?!)

- a bottle of tequila

- hand-illustrated tennis shoes

- appointments for cosmetic fillers

- 'portion-controlled' dinnerware